It’s a little-known fact that parents age at a velocity that’s directly proportional to the number of kids, multiplied by nights spent awake with them, dealing with separation anxiety or sickness (for barf, multiply by 2), divided by the number of family members nearby to help, plus the average number of kid feedings per day (for the nursing/bottlefeeding years, add 5 here), minus kid-free vacation days away, times the median number of tantrums per day (for food-related tantrums, like a meltdown over a broken rice cake, add 14 here), plus the average number of laundry loads per week. By this calculation, in the last 3 years, I’ve aged by approximately 189 years. And that requires a lot of under-eye concealer.
Look Mama, we all know you’re not getting 8 hours of sleep, but here are 8 tips to help you look more awake. Including how to get rid of bags under eyes. Pronto. (Scroll to the bottom of the post for links to all makeup items mentioned!)
In my 8 years as a TV news reporter and anchor, I’m pretty sure 6 of them were spent working the morning shift, which meant starting my work day anywhere between midnight and 3:30am. After hours spent at Sephora with TV image consultants, I definitely know how to mask a tired face (I even have some less-than-1-minute tricks that don’t include makeup!). I hit up my friend and makeup artist Hollie O’Brien, who works at HSN and on various TV and commercial projects, for some help in putting together a list of no-fail ways to help you look less tired.
1. Under-eye night cream.
I finally bought some of this around 32, when I realized that having kids was increasing my aging by 7-million percent on a daily basis. Since I didn’t want to break the bank, I Googled the best drug store under-eye cream and ended up buying Olay Total Effects anti-aging eye treatment
2. Drink water.
Duh! You know this. And, it really works to create a healthy glow that makes you look years younger. I try to drink at least 80 ounces a day, and in fact, it was one of my biggest goals in the 3-Day Feel Amazing Challenge. If you don’t drink enough water, your skin will be dry and flakey, and that, my friend, means you will look older.
“I can always tell when someone sits in my chair if they drink enough water,” O’Brien says.
3. BB cream.
In case you haven’t heard of it, BB cream stands for “blemish balm,” and it started in Asia. It’s just a very light foundation that usually includes moisturizer. Perfect for the busy mama who wants a little bit of glowy coverage that won’t rub off on the baby’s swaddling blanket. I use L’Oreal Magic Skin Beautifer BB Cream
4. Eye highlighter and face brighteners.
It comes in liquid or powder, and it’s basically just a brightener for the parts of the face that can look dark and old (like under the eyes, tops of lids and cheek bones). And it toooootally works. I have this Maybelline New York Dream Lumi Touch Highlighting Concealer
5. Bronzer.
Yuck, I used to think. This will make me look like I’m from the 80’s and trying to fake a bad tan. Wrong! Bronzer actually makes your face look more awake by putting natural color back into your face, which gives it a youthful tone and a beach glow. Back in the day, my image consultant recommended Dallas bronzer by Benefit
from the drugstore and it works just as great. I use a kabuki brush
6. Blush.
I love blush! It’s magic, I tell you! I swear, whenever I get to the blush part of my makeup routine, I automatically look younger and more awake. “When you apply foundation, you’re neutralizing the skin, and taking the red out, so if you don’t add color back in, you will look very flat and pale. And if you don’t apply blush, it can actually make you look like you’re wearing more makeup than you are,” O’Brien says. She likes NARS blush in orgasm
7. Sheer powder.
Back around 2008, when TV stations went to HD, every news anchor in the history of the world started freaking out that their lines and imperfections would be magnified (which they were). At that time, our image consultant recommended I buy MAKE UP FOR EVER HD Microfinish pressed powder
“HD powder is very finely-milled, and it goes on like butter,” O’Brien says. “Stay away from thick powders because they will make you look older and your skin look dry.” She also loves Laura Mercier loose-setting translucent powder
8. Pink eyeshadow.
I know. It’s totally counter-intuitive, right? You’d think pink eyeshadow would make your eyes look more tired, but it totally does the opposite. The TV image consultants swear by it, and once I tried it, I never went back. I like The Balm Shady Lady eyeshadow in racy kacy
Bonus tip: Off-white liner in the waterline.
The waterline is the line that’s inside your bottom eyelid. (That was a very non-professional-makeup-artist way to explain it, but hopefully you know what I’m talking about.) O’Brien suggests applying an off-white liner there to offset irritated, sleepy eyes. “I use this a lot on brides who are sleepy for their special day.” Make sure it’s a liner that’s specifically formulated for the waterline, like this one by Nars.
The Results: Super tired mom looks slightly less tired.
So here I am, after applying all 8 tips, one Sunday before church. I only used the makeup listed above (except the off-white liner because I didn’t have it), plus mascara and lipgloss. No filters, and of course, I don’t look like a supermodel, but I do took look somewhat rested (even though preggo insomnia had me up since 4 that morning). I wanted a picture with better lighting, but we were running late to church, so a car selfie was all I had time for.
And that’s keepin’ it real, folks.
Here’s a full list of all the items we mentioned, in case you want to check them out!
1. Olay Total Effects anti-aging eye treatment
2. Korres anti-aging & anti-wrinkle eye cream
3. L’Oreal Magic Skin Beautifer BB Cream
4. Garnier Miracle Skin Perfector anti-aging BB Cream
5. Smashbox Camera-Ready BB Cream
6. Clinique Age Defense BB Cream
7. Maybelline New York Dream Lumi Touch Highlighting Concealer
8. BECCA under-eye brightening corrector
9. BECCA moonstone powder
10. Dallas bronzer by Benefit
11. Rimmel Natural Bronzer
12. e.l.f. Studio kabuki face brush
13. Korres Magic Light face powder
14. Hoola bronzer by Benefit
15. MAC Matte bronzing powder
16. NARS blush in orgasm
17. Posietint by Benefit
18. Korres Magic Light Contouring Trio in Mykonos
19. BECCA mineral blush in flowerchild
20. CoverGirl Cheekers Blush in classic pink
21. MAKE UP FOR EVER HD Microfinish pressed powder
22. Laura Mercier loose-setting translucent powder
23. The Balm Shady Lady eyeshadow in racy kacy
24. Nars Larger Than Life long-wear eyeliner
Many thanks to Hollie O’Brien from My Makeup Pro for collaborating on this post! (And, I just had to include this picture of her family. Are they not beautiful?!?) Keep scrolling for pictures with some of her celebrity clients!
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