What spring break means when you’re a parent of young kids

This article was also featured in The Huffington Post.

I realize this isn’t every parent’s version of spring break, but with kids who aren’t school-aged yet, spring break can feel like anything but a vacation!

What "Spring Break" Means When You're a Parent of Young Kids SheJustGlows.com

Before kids: You think about spring break for weeks before, dreaming of an idyllic week with a wide-open schedule. Nothing is better than just being home.
After kids: You panic when you realize spring break is only 4 days away, at which point you begin to have nightmares about being alone with toddlers all week. You immediately text friends and go online to research camps, then proceed to book your schedule up as much as possible. Nothing is worse than just being home.

Before kids: You don’t set an alarm clock all week, and leisurely wake up around 11am. You then lay in bed, watching Sex in the City reruns until lunchtime.
After kids: You don’t set an alarm clock, and are woken up between 6am and 6:16am everyday, by a screeching parade of “superheros” who are “invading the bad guys” in your master bedroom and demanding Corn Pops.

Before kids: You book a hotel room at your most favorite beachfront resort, not worrying about the peak season rate. After all, you need a break.
After kids: You spend $150 on spring break camps for your kids, and gas to get them there. After all, you need a break.

Before kids: You pack vodka, 3 string bikinis and SPF 4.
After kids: You pack clothes for 4 people, SPF 90, sippy cups, snack pouches, swim diapers, floaties, hats, sunglasses, flip flops, baby shampoo, cuddle blankets, baby Tylenol, a kid thermometer, baby nail clippers, a pack ‘n play and a toddler training potty. And forget your wallet.

Before kids: You grab a banana for breakfast, and then don’t eat until dinner.
After kids: Within 2 hours of waking up, you’ve served 4 courses of toddler breakfast and reheated your coffee mug 3 times, in a feeble (and failed) attempt to drink coffee that’s not room temperature. By 10:30, the kids are demanding lunch.

Before kids: You spend most of the day lounging at the pool, where you consume 3 greyhounds and read Gone Girl from start to finish.
After kids: You spend 90 minutes packing lunches, hunting for swim diapers, getting bags packed and sunscreening the kids for the splash pad at the public pool. Where a meltdown over forgetting the preschooler’s favorite Batman rash guard ends your trip after 20 minutes.

Before kids: You take a long midday nap before spending 2 hours getting ready for dinner at the $40-a-plate restaurant you booked in February.
After kids: You get the toddlers down for naps, and spend the next 2 hours doing laundry, tidying up the house and throwing your last bag of freezer chicken in the slow cooker. You’ll be lucky if you make it to 8pm.

Before kids: You dread the end of spring break, but when it comes, you feel rested, refreshed and your skin is bronzed and glowing. On Sunday night, you unpack your suitcase in 20 minutes.
After kids: You count down the days until it’s over, and by Sunday night, you are so tired you fall asleep on the couch while Sophia the First is blaring on the TV. On Monday morning, you start 17 loads of laundry and begin the unpacking process. Which will take 5 weeks.

What "Spring Break" Means When You're a Parent of Young Kids SheJustGlows.com

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